Shatanometer: 100% ????

Some murky characters in the d-hall last evening reported that Shantanu Gaur, one of Pfoho's manliest, has officially withdrawn himself from Johns Hopkins. There were also reports that his decision may have been affected by a promise from a certain high-and-mighty PfoHoCo'er that he be crowned King at Friday's upcoming Pformal.
Let's all keep our pfingers crossed that, for once, we're telling the truth here.