Overheard today at dinner from Elizabeth Hadaway:
"I just can't believe that Shantanu tried to mount me today."
Honestly? I can.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Overheard in Pfoho
Drunk Dial of the Week
"I love Divna! I love Pfoho! I wish I were sober enough to come home faster... like right now... soon."
-G., late Wed eve/Thurs morn, from an unidentified finals club
The PfRISK Traitor!
News has come in to us that their is a traitor in our midst! Pf-Risk Commandants on the CoPS were forced to do a purge of all lower ranking members . There have been calls for public outings, shaming, and executions. Pfoho - help us find out who the dastardly turncoat is! Leave your suspicions in the comments or email your accusations to thepfouroneone (@) gmail.com.
Reader Submission: May 8, 2008
Here's a tip-off from an anonymous reader:
Dear Pfour One One,
I have just picked up a tidbit of pfoho gossip!!!
Holmes 2nd pfloor resident, Jordan Pford-Lewis, apparently has no respect for the Pforzheimer Housing Restrictions.
He has been caught keeping a baby dragon in his dorm room, in blatant disregard for the Harvard undergrad housing no-pets policy. Attached is a pfoto I took of him with his pet dragon.
From, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Let's keep each other accountable, Pfoho. Embarrass YOUR blockmates by reporting them to thepfouroneone@gmail.com.
Pfaux Pas: May 8, 2008
Which Pfohoser is getting called out on a serious pfaux pas?
Ladies and gentlemen of the house, Yonas Yemane has been found GUILTY of taking far too many "selfy" pictures than is allowable.
The proof:
Is this acceptable? Pfor sure not.
Shatanometer: 100% ????
Some murky characters in the d-hall last evening reported that Shantanu Gaur, one of Pfoho's manliest, has officially withdrawn himself from Johns Hopkins. There were also reports that his decision may have been affected by a promise from a certain high-and-mighty PfoHoCo'er that he be crowned King at Friday's upcoming Pformal.
Let's all keep our pfingers crossed that, for once, we're telling the truth here.
ThePf411 Hits PfOpen
Here's a meta-story for you: The Pf411 has finally hit the Pf-Open list! Well, now that you all know we're here, why not help us out a little bit and send your pfashionista nominations, your juicy gossip, your hallways reports, pfaux pas, roomie drama, and best eavesdropped conversations to:
thepfouroneone (@) gmail.com.
Happy hunting my amateur pfapfarazzi!
BREAKING NEWS
Breaking news from inside the house: There has been a coup.
John Sheffield, Warlord, has been overthrown. It is a tale of envy, jealousy, hurt feelings, and romance.
Stay tuned for juicy updates and revealing interviews with everyone involved.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Hallway Report: Wolbach 1
Late last night: a certain cowboy whispering sweet nothings to a certain local Red Sox fan and IM Crew Superstar. For appearances, the TV was on, but we don't know what was on - then, of course, those two probably don't either.
The real question: did Sunday night's adventures affect the Monday morning race? Stay tuned for results.
Pfoho Announces New Fellowship
Pforzheimer House and Harvard College are proud to announce the newly instituted Wellesley Traveling Fellowship. The Wellesley Traveling Fellowship will help young gentlemen and interested ladies in travel expenses, pharmaceutical costs, and other related costs on the way to beautiful and bountiful Wellesley College for various types of research. Areas of study have included but are not limited to:
* The arts: video production and editing, the tango (vertical and horizontal), personal and group photography.
* Science: anatomy.
* Literature: Facebook correspondence and the nuances of txt.
Good luck to all future applicants. I hear that it's a very interesting place and there's a lot to learn.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Sweater Vest Brigade
Though the forecast for the Pfoho Golf party predicted champagne wishes and caviar dreams, it was the setting for an excess of sweater vestery.
Prime offenders: seniors Chase Mohney and Dhruv Singh.
It was, at best, unfortunate.
Hallway Report: Moors 1
Spotted spreading cheer and scattering daisies: April Wang.
Everyone watch out. Rumor has it that sunshine makes her joy more potent.
Friday, May 2, 2008
Ex-Pfohomie Report
Spotted canoodling at Cambridge Commons: former Pfohomie Crystal Yang and English beau Mads - no, seriously, that's what he's called - rumor has it they are moving in together and considering converting to Scientology and appearing on Oprah to denounce the haters. Best of luck to Crads!!!
Wow They Are Drunk
The aftermath of Michael Oshima's b-day party stumbled in at about 1:45. Rumor has it there's a Halo party/wild orgy happening somewhere in Wolbach. Listen for the screams and moans. Stay tuned for incriminating pictures.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Happy Birthday, Grasshopper
Pfoho celebutante Michael Oshima has been spotted celebrating his 21st birthday at Cambridge Common.
Will he get some love tonight? Will he be spotted stumbling through the house at any point tomorrow? Will he forgo the Asian glow?
Details to follow...
Overheard in Pfoho
Which pfrisky Pfohoser was heard uttering the following over dinner tonight?:
"You know the only thing hotter than Paul Hedrick in red corduroys? Paul Hedrick in a seersucker mankini."
Post your guesses in the comments!
The PfourOneOne has heard that he's got a strategically-placed seersucker tattoo. Yes, we are offering rewards for photographic evidence.
Shantanometer: May 1, 2008
Good work, Pfoho! You've had some influence in the past 24 hours.
How can we keep the momentum going? Let's find him a Pfoho hottie to make some lasting Harvard memories with over the next few weeks.
Nominees:
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D. Nominate YOUR favorite Pfohoser!!
Pfoho Pfashionista Sighting
Late night laxin'? Blake Johnson was spotting last night doing it right: straight cut relaxed and faded jeans, urban full zip hoodie with some killer patterning, and street-worthy comfy looking slippers. Sick.
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